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4/16/2008

T Minus 20 Days and Counting

Umm, not that I'm counting or anything.

Hypothetically, let's say that I have a Kurdish friend who is desperate for a visa to come to the United States.

Let's also say that he doesn't qualify for the typical visas; he can't claim asylum, he doesn't have family in the US, he can't go to school, etc. Hypothetically, of course.

Let's go ahead and assume that he was also denied a tourist visa. He is young and single.


What would the options be?

8 comments:

  1. He marries your sister. LOL
    Nila will deny this picture when she grows up. No, No, I have not idea who this man is.

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  2. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Dear brother,
    As much as I would love to help the cause I will not be able to do so. I already ran away and married a gypsy king.
    No big deal or anything.
    Nastassja, however, is still mighty single.
    Think about it.

    Love,
    Your youngest sister

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  3. He really cannot get a work visa???? The job offer is still open.

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  4. Trainee Visas
    Religious Visas
    Exchange Visas (however I believe someone must go to his counrty in his place).

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  5. Well, Brandi, since Kate ran away with a gypsy, then I guess it's up to you.

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  6. Ummm...I..uh...got nothin. Let me know...

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  7. Could someone adopt him? (I know he's a young man, but how desperate is he? I'm half joking and half serious. I have no idea how these things work.)

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  8. Anonymous5:49 PM

    he can work in my sweatshop

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